Archive for the ‘Funny Quotes & Sayings’ Category

Man, woman, and love created fire…
November 22, 2008

Funny Spanish wisdom about women

Funny Lebanese Wisdom…
November 18, 2008

A cemetery never refuses a corpse.
A clear conscience shines not only in the eyes.
A dog will always be a dog, even if he is raised by lions.
A donkey is a donkey though it may carry the Sultan’s treasure.
A dressed up lie is worth more than a badly told truth.
A polite devil is more agreeable than [...]

Wars are caused by women and priests…
November 8, 2008

Thoughts, quotes and funny sayings about the Priests…

Rent and taxes never sleep…
November 8, 2008

Thoughts, quotes and funny sayings about taxes…

Better to be paying the baker than the chemist…
November 8, 2008

Quotes, thoughts and funny sayings about the baker…

Funny Arabian Wisdom Part 4
November 3, 2008

Salt will never be worm-eaten.
Search knowledge though it be in China.
Seek counsel of him who makes you weep, and not of him who makes you laugh.
Seven trades but no luck.
Shall the gosling teach the goose to swim?
Silence is the best answer to the stupid. The fool has his answer on the tip of his tongue.
Sinning [...]

Funny American Wisdom Part 3
November 3, 2008

Never be content with your lot. Try for a lot more.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never say die.
Never swap horses crossing a stream.
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the less hypocritical.
Old age is ripeness.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Opportunities, like eggs, come one at a [...]

Funny Arabian Wisdom Part 3
November 2, 2008

Give a man some cloth and he’ll ask for some lining.
He fasted for a whole year and then broke his fast with an onion.
He who peeps at the neighbor’s window may chance to lose his eyes.
He who plants thorns must never expect to gather roses.
He who sees the calamity of other people finds his own [...]

Funny French Wisdom part one
October 19, 2008

Speaking French is no proof of intelligence….

A big chair does not make a king…
October 16, 2008

If the king says that it is night in the middle of the day, look up at the stars.