The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.
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